Mary wanted an upbeat celebration of her life, without any crying or sadness, as she had been blessed with an incredibly wonderful and rich life. She often said it was the people in her life who’d made it so great.
Went to a Eurovision slumber party with scavenger hunt and bingo at Louise’s place. Started on Saturday night, watching the second semi-final, while Louise cooked delicious Ukrainian dishes – borscht soup and Chicken Kiev – to honour this year’s host nation.
It was lucky for us ABBA fans that Ukraine’s flag has the same colours as Sweden, so there were plenty of blue and yellow streamers strung around!
Elise had hidden gold-foil covered chocolate coins (Money, Money, Money) around the house, so we searched until we found 30 of them, and got “hot” and “cold” clues to find the last ones which were hidden in an impossible “Escape Room” location.
All the Second Semi-final acts seemed to need autotune! We adored the lovers from Belarus, Naviband, dressed in white on a hovercraft boat in a dry ice sea, so we encouraged young lovers Annabel and her boyf to go in as our entry next year. They duly played along by busting out some yooful dance moves. When the semis finished, we relished watching all the Eurovision winners since 1956 via Youtube.
Time for bed, so we turned the lights off and told Ukrainian bedtime stories about deposed Tsars, beasts of burden and cranky cossacks, while Rodders brought the scenes to life using glow-in-the-dark sticks and a wonky lava lamp. Better than Vivid!
After four hours’ sleep, we were up on Sunday at 4.45am to watch the final in real time and it’s so wonderful hearing the Eurovision trumpet theme so early! (well, you had to be there!)
Rushed into the kitchen to cook bacon and eggs and it was about song 4 before we’d woken up enough to fully appreciate the acts.
There was a bridal rap, horsehead man on a ladder, floor-length braid, Italian Wiggles doing aerobics with a gorilla and Norway’s philosophical depth. Me and Sandra melted whenever Sweden’s blue-eyed treadmilling star looked at the camera.
Last year’s winner Ukrainian Jamala sang and we were in floods of tears when a prankster draped in an Aussie flag jumped up and mooned!! We imagined we’d be kicked out of the competition forever and was sure it had affected our country’s votes. Such a relief to later discover it had been a Ukrainian prankster.
During the laborious voting process, I hid behind a giant teddy bear and slept, waking up in time for the winner’s announcement.
Pretty shocking when he dissed pyrotechnics and snazzy glitter cannon effects! Party pooper!!
Rodders won the bingo and I was pleased online peeps also downloaded my version – nice to think of people playing it around the world.
Until next year!
Graham Norton’s best comments during Eurovision 2017
Went with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on their 24th annual Taronga Park Zoo visitation. We’re told to wear sensible shoes, a hat, and that the event will go ahead in all weathers. The first highlight is the amazing ferry trip across Sydney Harbour, with a view of the Opera House, Harbour Bridge and the visiting Queen Mary cruise ship.
Mostly international Mardi Gras visitors attend this excursion so they can appreciate our local fauna, and the Sisters, led by Mother Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation, provide a hilarious commentary of poems dedicated to each animal and – to the shock of attendees – early colonial recipes for eating them! Kangaroo tail is to be made like oxtail soup, and black swans should be cooked in a moderate oven for two hours. There were also tips on how to make a delicious Galah Pie and Roast Wombat!
Held an ABBA picnic to play a new ABBA trivia board game I’d put together and have a sing-a-along.
I staked a perfect spot under a tree and sent out an SOS as there were picnickers everywhere in Camperdown Park, and I urgently needed more blankets to claim our turf.
A word re: Aussie ABBA fans: we’re hugely tolerant and will put up with retro discos where only hip hop is played, endure ABBA tribute bands that don’t know the words, and pay ridiculous amounts for smoked salmon on Ryvita at Scandi restaurants. But nobody messes with an ABBA picnic, and fans scurried back to their cars to bring extra blankets.
First on the scene was G, who’d just walked the length of uber-hipster King Street while wearing his Voulez-Vous badge – woe betide anyone who would dare make fun of it, and a few paid tribute by singing “A-ha!”. “It’s not just a badge, it’s a way of life,” G said, with his proudest expression.
“It’s not my job to come round and tell you what’s wrong with your restaurant. It’s my job to sell newspapers and to entertain and perhaps inform my readers: The last person who should be reading a restaurant review is the person that it’s about — they should already know.” – AA Gill
This is my fave youtube vid of him chatting about the highs and lows of his career and life.
13:30: his audience.
14:31: Answer to where’s the best place to get a meal in London?
“What you eat should never be as important as who you’re eating with.”
“Nothing is as good as being a regular customer.”
“Is it the greatest Italian restaurant in the world – well, it is for me.”
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