Living in the 70s

Pub: Sydney Morning Herald
Pubdate: Saturday 09th of September 2000
Edition: Late
Subsection: Icon
Page: 8
Wordcount: 1824
Living in the ’70s
R2 The ’70s Reviews
Cotton Ward heads back to those halycon days when people wore platform soles and hot pants – without irony.

Super Seventies RockSite!
www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/8678

Find out where those ’70s stars are now, with features about “’70s stars in the news today” and a birthday section. Answer 100 music trivia questions (with multiple-choice answers), read the almanac with a summary of the biggest events each year and review the “classic 150 songs”, “top 100 singles” and “greatest album covers”.

Bad fads museum
www.badfads.com
A super guide to all things kitsch. There are more than 100 entries covering fads such as streaking (which, it says, began in 1974 on US college campuses), the Bermuda Triangle (popularised in 1974 when author Charles Berlitz hypothesised that the loss of planes and ships were due to supernatural forces) and that mind-bending Rubik’s Cube.

Platform diva
www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/1495/1970.html
Before the ’80s decreed greed was good, the ’70s taught us height was right. With big hair up top and platform soles below, simply strutting your stuff became a hazard to low-flying aircraft. To qualify as a platform god, your soles had to be at least two inches high, with five-inch heels. There are several pictures of stunning shoes, including a pair with 11-inch platforms.

Hippies in polyester
www.vintagevixen.com/1970s.html
Features wide and pointy lapels, bellbottoms, flares, pant suits, hot pants, and polyester in loud and clashing psychedelic colours. Images include day wear (a simple turtleneck and skirt set and a woman in a mannish suit and tie), evening wear (a polyester knit gown) and casual wear (a tiny crop top and hot pants).

The traditional hairdressing page
www.geocities.com/HotSprings/5164

Dozens of hairstyles are documented for those who want to fiddle with curlers, perms, rollers and pincurls. Recapture the look of hair heroines such as Jaclyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett. A fan of the Farrah flip painfully recalls: “I used a large bag of brush rollers every night. At first sleeping with so many rollers was hard, but winding them firmly and closely together helped a lot.”

The Farrah Fawcett ring
www.bomis.com/rings/farrahfawcett
Unsurprisingly, most of the sites linked to this Web ring are picture galleries. The link to Internet Movie Database (at www.imdb.com) reminds us that Texan Farrah Fawcett was voted “Beautiful Woman” at high school and her career took off when she posed in a red bathing suit for a poster that sold more than 8,000,000 copies in the US. She was also famous for her flicked hairstyle and being married to Lee Majors. You’ll find links to Charlie’s Angels dolls, wallpaper, e-cards, movie clips and an autographed baseball bat for sale.

Number 96
www.nostalgiacentral.com/tv/number96.htm
The sizzling sensation of the small screen. Read about the lovable Dorrie and Herb Evans, the pantyhose strangler, the dastardly “knicker-snipper”, kidnappings, bomb blasts and sexy Abigail. A lot was going on in Paddington back then.

Meat Loaf UK Fan Club
www.mlukfc.com
Is there anyone who hasn’t experienced the anguished longing and desperation expressed in Paradise by the Dashboard Light? That’s why Meat Loaf sold more than 41 million records, with his epic Bat Out Of Hell ranked the third best-selling album of all time. “Just ’cause it came out in ’77 doesn’t mean that it’s music of the ’70s, cause it isn’t,” Meat Loaf says in a chat transcript. “The emotions expressed in it have been around since the beginning and will be around – till the world comes to an end!”

KISS Online
www.kissonline.com
Things on the disco floor used to steam up when the DJ played I Was Made For Loving You. Join the KISS Army, see the “KISS girls”, take part in the online auction (for a rare book that only a true fan would be interested in), click on today’s date to see where the band members are and read fan reviews of the KISS Farewell 1973-2000 tour (with comments such as: “Paul still has the best set of freakin’ pipes in this business” and “the best show on earth from the HOTTEST band in the world!!!”).

Digital watches
www.nvg.ntnu.no/sinclair/blkwatch.htm
This details the history of the digital watch, created by British inventor Clive Sinclair in 1975. We’re told it cost £17.95 ($45) in kit form and £24.95 ready built. It was a disaster, as the chip could be ruined by static from your nylon shirt and this would “cause the batteries to overload and occasionally explode”. The quartz timing crystal was highly temperature sensitive – so the watch ran at different speeds during winter and summer – and the batteries lasted only 10 days. The company made a huge loss of £355,000 and by the time reliable chips were developed, Sinclair was two years behind the competition.

The Six Million Dollar Man
www.scifi.com/bionics/sixmill.html
“Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.” Yes, the intro was the best bit – increasingly so as the show introduced the bionic woman, a bionic dog, Bigfoot and Lee Majors’ moustache. At SciFi.com you can enter OSI Headquarters to “review data on bionically enhanced agents” or read online magazines OSI Catalog and the Bionics Quarterly (with a very cheeky “Bionic Couture: The fashions of Steve Austin” photo spread showcasing his blue turtleneck sweaters and snazzy white leisure suits). Or visit The Bionic Page maintained by Rod Rehn where you can review a list of Steve’s missions, look at more pics and listen to three versions of the intro, the closing theme and bionic ear, eye and jumping sounds. CH-CHH-CHH-CHHUNNNGGG!

Olivia Newton-John
www.onlyolivia.com
The diva of the decade. The timeline section shows how our Livvy went from being a sweet country girl in the early 1970s singing duets with Cliff Richard and John Denver, to spraying on those lycra pants and puffing ciggies in Grease in 1978. Gawk at the photos of last year’s low-budget comedy in which she starred as a tattoed, tank-topped, hard-bitten, ex-con country and western singer with a Texan accent and black roots. There’s an excellent up-to-date digital library with scanned magazine articles about Livvy’s upcoming performance at the Olympics.

ABBA Report
www.abbareport.com
This site is the home of the best ABBA fanzine around. Peruse the top 10 articles online and out-of-print back issues. Stories include Princess Frida’s “journey through life, love and music” (she married a Swiss prince, who died of cancer), details of Agnetha’s reclusive life (it was recently revealed she’d had an affair with an obsessed fan, a former forklift driver, who had bought a house next door) and a fan’s guide to visiting Sweden. If you didn’t catch them first time around, try Bjorn Again’s gig guide at www.bjornagain.com

M*A*S*H

www.mash4077.co.uk
In which episode did Richard Gere appear? What do the initials BJ stand for? What size of bra does Klinger wear? The series lasted 11 years, 251 episodes were made and the final show was one of the most watched television programs ever. Read the fan fiction, goofs, episode guides and answers to those trivia questions.

Liam’s Digital Disco Club
www.geocities.com/ Hollywood/Academy/1190/liam.html
This site kicks off with a tribute to Saturday Night Fever and features “funky bass lines, organs pumping disco vibes, styling grooves, moves and disco shoes”. There are references to disco lingo, such as “sock it to me”, “outasite” and “far out”. For example, “heavy” is “someone who tries to start a serious conversation at a disco about: (in descending order of heaviness) parents, inflation, the Middle East, rock ‘n’ roll and yesterday’s homework”.

Pet Rocks
www.virtualpet.com/vp/farm/petrock/petrock.htm
Here’s a factoid that won’t surprise you: Pet rocks were invented in 1975 by a California advertising salesman. Gary Dahl spent two weeks writing the Pet Rock Training Manual. A few months later Dahl was flogging rocks by the quarryload for $3.95 each and became an overnight millionaire.

Lava lamp inventor dies in London
www.cnn.co.uk/2000/STYLE/design/08/21/lava.lamps.2/index.html
Edward Craven Walker, aged 82, died of cancer last month. His lava lamp was a must-have in any swinging ’70s pad, but when the fad fizzled in the 1980s, he sold the rights. You can learn how to make your own lamp at Oozing Goo www.oozinggoo.com), although they thoughtfully advise that it’s easier and cheaper to buy the finished product.

Cool wheels

Chrysler in Australia
www.valiant.org/ausval.html
Hey Charger! This is a comprehensive and authoritative site about Valiant’s history in Australia. In 1971, the racy Charger was launched and cost $2,800. It was built on a shorter wheelbase but “still had room for five”. You’ll find classic photos and close-ups here.

Panelvan Heaven
www.fluidzone.com/pvheaven

If the van’s rockin’, don’t bother knockin’. This site involves a different type of passion – lustful enthusiasts. Read the editor’s account, including photos, of his restoration of a Sandman, that included “rear interior removed, bullbar/bumper swap and undercarriage rust proofed with bitumastic paint. New windscreen inserted, new front loop pile carpet, thermo fan, chrome air filter and GTS mirrors sprayed in Supermint Green”. There are 27 small pictures of panelvans on one page from the “Van Nationals” held in Port Augusta earlier this year, which involve car races and shows. Scroll through a list of the “best panelvan” winners since 1976 with names like: Street Legal, Bad Ass and The Beast.

Fairlane Club of America
www.fairlaneclubofamerica.com

Dedicated to the preservation, restoration and enjoyment of 1962-76 Fairlane/Torino cars. The club has technical advisers, regular events and a magazine and sells decals and numberplate frames. It has a huge FAQ telling you how to value your car, and how to get a photo of it on the club’s site.

Past imperfect

The ’70s was an era when the Vietnam War finally ended, Gough Whitlam was dismissed, inflation skyrocketed, unemployment was high and oil prices soared. But there wasn’t a VCR in every home. See, the good old days weren’t that great after all.

Caption:
FOUR ILLUS: Thank you for the music: megastars of the era ABBA (above) and KISS (below, left).
Family affair: the Partridges (above) embodied all that was wholesome, while Olivia Newton-John (right) tried to back away from her saccharine image when starring in Grease opposite John Travolta.

Let’s talk about ASX

Pub: Sydney Morning Herald
Pubdate: Wednesday 09th of August 2000
Edition: Late
Copyright:
Section: Money
Subsection:
Page: 15
Wordcount: 560
Let’s talk about ASX
cyber tour
Cotton Ward
With its timely bulletins, online forums and easy-to-navigate Web design, OZeStock is a good place for beginner investors to start researching, provided you don’t mind a little smut. Cotton Ward reports.

OZeStock’s Web site banner claims it is "the hub of Aussie investor discussion". To promote this, the site (at ozestock.com.au) is free and offers live stock quotes, ASX company announcements, company profiles, a free email account and discussion boards.

There are market editorials, as well as information on upcoming floats and professional financial market summaries from sources such as S&P ComStock (real-time stock quotes), AAP (news and market editorials) and ASX company announcements. Editorial content is provided by Editor.com and Cyberstox.com.au

The only catch is that you have to register if you want live quotes, and you have to promise to truthfully give your home address and real name, as an ASX requirement. Disappointingly for an Australian site, it asks for your "zip" rather than your "post code".

Money filled in two pages of details that included salary, net worth, age and frequency of share trades. The lowest number of trades available was "three or fewer" a month. This was presumably an attempt to encourage frequent trading and not in keeping with the site’s image as a haven for novice investors.

But the site did promise that Money wouldn’t be bombarded with unsolicited advertising.

An hour later, OZeStock sent an email to confirm registration and recommended a visit to the site to activate membership. Money was then able to log on to the home page, enter a stock quote and click on "real-time". The quote appeared instantly, along with the five most-recently posted messages and five most recent ASX company announcements.

A sensible warning, that "users might use the noticeboard for personal gain and you should approach postings with appropriate scepticism", appeared. It was hard not to be sceptical when contributors have names such as Maykamint, Sillybilly, DaveO and Indolence.

When reviewed, most of the discussion was along the lines of: "Does anyone know when’s a good time to jump on again?" And the replies were usually, "Yes, I’d include this one in my retirement portfolio", or "Let’s wait and see".

There appeared to be relevant information, such as this comment about a mining company: "They’ve struck diamonds but cannot mine them yet [as it’s raining too heavily]."

Bluff or bonanza? You decide. The message board has an "ignore" option, so you can censor the discussions and navigate your way through your favourite boards and track favourite members.

An excellent feature is the "most active message boards" graph, which also shows whether there has been a relevant ASX announcement in the past 72 hours.

Unsurprisingly, the most popular board was the SEX forum (this is the ASX code for Sharon Austen, an erotic products business). "I love SEX" gives you an idea of the level of discussion.

Overall, the site is pleasantly designed and easy to navigate. Download times were quick when visited.

OZeStock.com.au has obviously analysed other successful financial sites and wisely included many of their best features on this site.

And the biggest bonus is that entry is free, so it’s an ideal spot for beginners.

Caption:
Illus: Quick click … the OZeStock Web site is fast, uncomplicated and, best of all, entry is free.

Queer anarchists – challenging racism

Went to “Diverse City: Challenging racism in our communities” held by ACON’s Racial Harmony Working Group and QARC (queers against racists committee).

Sat next to QR peeps E (Asian), P and mathematician N.
The idea for the forum was to discuss racism incidents that keep occurring at gay venues, particularly by stage performers and staff who don’t serve Asians at bars.

A doco was shown about how local queers had had negative experiences when socialising and how they feel their body types will never measure up to the “ideal” and will always be rejected.

We were divided into five groups and as an icebreaker had to pick out a card from about 20 pictures laid out on the floor – mountain, polar bears, masks, people kissing, fences – and explain why we’d chosen it.
“I feel like I’m putting on a mask when i deal with certain people.”
“I feel like this whole issue is a huge mountain.”
“I wish we were all like a group of polar bears – all the same colour, no differences or prejudices.”

Then we discussed our experiences. A group of dyke porn publishers said they’d organised a gig where a performer had applied “black face” makeup and sung negro songs. “We said this was insensitive and she complained out us censoring her. Next time she performed at our gig, she didn’t do the songs, but her supporters in the audience wore offensive Swastika armbands to protest against our “censorship”. We’re just wondering where and how do you draw the line? Why couldn’t they see it was offensive?”
-“I think only black people should sing negro songs cos they share the whole slave legacy – it’s their history.”

Then an Asian actor said he often applies for acting jobs that advertise for a “25-year-old male” to “deliberately fuck with the system”. When he turns up, they say: “But you’re Asian” and he challenges them saying: “But Australia is a multicultural society – deal with it”, but doesn’t get any acting work.

Also, he doesn’t like it when he tells people he’s gay and Asian and they automatically start gushing with sympathy. “Why? I’m happy with being what I am. I work part-time in a sex shop and get heaps of sex. There’s no problem.” But he also advises Asian clients in another job and says he has to “wear a mask” then and feels he has to hide the fact he has “been in an open relationship for seven years with a man”.

Had a break, then went back into our groups and split into smaller groups of three to discuss what we could do to overcome racism in the community.
Person 1: “I’m fucking sick of all the prejudice.”
Person 2: “Can you please stop using the F word so often?”
Person 3: “Are you serious?”
2: “Well, partly. Mostly not.”
3: “I have a friend who’s geeky – like you -and he hates the F word too. Maybe it’s a thing about geeks. He teaches physics.”
2: “It might be a stereotype thing.”
3: “There are some positives to stereotypes.”
2: “Yeah. I was always viewed as being nerdy, but when I came out as being gay, I could take on the witty and stylish aspects of the stereotype. They seemed to override the nerdy image.”
3: “I’m geeky and I play on the positive aspects of that stereotype. Maybe there are some positive aspects to the Asian stereotype. [Turns to Person 1 who’s Asian] Do you work hard?”
1: “I fuck like a rabbit.”
3: “Are there any positive stereotypes about Asian rabbits? [Long pause as we all think about it]. What about cooking? Can you use that?”
1: “Nah, I’m a crap cook. I mainly get approached for drugs.”
3: “Why?”
1: “All the drug dealers are Asian in TV crime shows. The stereotype that really cheeses me off is that we all have close extended families – not all of us do. I don’t. Everyone assumes that.”

Then workshop facilitators from the five groups reported back on our top three suggestions. Our group’s were: rating niteclubs on whether the staff or performers are racist or welcoming; media monitoring of press reports and responding to negative reports; and alternative porn featuring a variety of skin colours/body shapes/ethnic cultures.

Planning – 5 wks to go

“Let’s go round in a circle and introduce ourselves.” There are always new faces.
Main agenda item – the convention.
The search is still on for a building to squat that can be broken into easily, then sealed up like a fortress against prying neighbours and the cops.
“Let’s have the Building meeting at the Townie [hotel].”
“Nah – it’s too bright.”
“What about the Bank?”
“Too many rules.”
“What rules??”
Shrugs. “Too many rules and regulations!”

“Did you see the huge Reclaim the Streets graffiti on King St?
“Awesome!”
“Where?”
“It takes up the front of the old Trocadero building.”
“It’s on next Saturday.”

“Will people please stop mentioning possible squat venues on the list? Someone mentioned the old mardi gras site, and now security have boarded up the ground floor windows. Don’t discuss it.”
“Someone might have leaked it to them.”
“Anyone could be reading our [email] list.”
“I saw a building with a dodgy-looking rollerdoor. A couple of jacks would open that.”
“It’ll take a full day to bump all our stuff in. We can break in the night before.
“Once in, you have to stay in the warehouse – cos then you feel like you’re in a bubble. Time, reality changes to Bubble World.”
“I only showered twice during the last conference.“
“I’m going to have to pop home to feed my cat.”
“The cops might come during the night, but they probably won’t if there’s 100 of us. It’s too much trouble.”

“I’m unemployed. I’ve got lots of time on my hands. I used to be with SCAN [squatters network] and I have all the council dates for when they pick up old furniture. In Leichhardt and the North Shore suburbs. We won’t have to buy anything – give me a list – my friend has a ute. I just need storage.”
“Under D’s house. There’s plenty of room.”

“What time should we set aside for lunch at the convention?”
“When we get up.”
“Nobody gets up before 1.”
“It’s better to force people to get up earlier. Otherwise the whole day slips away.”
“Our body clocks are going to be all out of whack – we’ll be living in Bubble Time.”
“Some people will jump up at the crack of dawn like they always do.
“How long should we have it?”
“We’ll have the complaints and grievances meeting at 11.”
“And lunch straight after.”
“For two hours? 12 til 2?”
“It’ll take ages to cook for more than 100 people.”
“It’s all vegan. My contacts are all in organic wholefoods.”

“Let’s have jazz on the first day. And some Spoken Word.”
“Spoken Word! We don’t want to scare everyone away. Call the Spoken Word something else – Mega Mike nite.”
“We’ve got to set the pace with some hard core cabaret performances on the second night. Get us in the right mind space.
“Then bands on Friday. And bands on the first night? Don’t worry about the neighbours – when we go in, they’ll know we’re there. Might as well be full on from the start.
“Some low chill music. Maybe jazz?”
“I don’t know any jazz bands.”

“When’s the Sex Party? Sat?”
“The Mother-of-All Parties will be on Sat. Let’s have the Sex Party on Monday.”
“We should have it once we’ve got to know each other.”
“Nah – have it on day one!”
“”Yeah, and the girls will have theirs six days later after they’ve gotten to know each other.”
“Sexist!”
“It’s true!”

“We’ve got to factor in a rest day.”
“There’s Fair Day on Sunday. We’ll be hot and tired after staying out in the sun all day.”
“We’ll need some people to stay at the squat in case the cops come. And we’ll need about 50 people to stick together at Fair Day and be on hand to rush back.”
“Let’s have the Sex Party on Monday.”
“Or Saturday.”
“We’ll have films after Fair Day. Then more films and an art show during the Sex Party – there has to be an alternative. Not everyone will want to do the sex thing.”

What about visitors from overseas? Will they need translators?”
“Nah – the Germans all speak English.”
“I’ve contacted the Asian groups I know and only the Philippinos were interested. But they freaked out at squatting. They don’t want to be over here doing something illegal.”
“We can put a button on the Web site in different languages asking if they need a translator and they can click it if they need one.”
“So we’ve got four weeks to learn other languages?”
“Just give them a phrasebook.”
“We can customise them.”
“Yeah – this is how you phonetically say `I want to go to the post office’ – Wil yew fuk mee pleez?

“Last supper and big clean up on Tuesday. Sometimes it takes three days to bump out.”
“And everyone disappears at clean up time. Make them earn their supper and spend at least five minutes cleaning before they go.”

Planning meeting – four wks to go

QR PLANNING MEETING – FOUR WEEKS TO GO…
“OK – here’s the copy of the program? Do you want to change anything?”
“I’ve got a friend who wants to run a workshop on how to make floggers. She was worried about how to book it in, but I said we’ll squeeze you in anywhere.”
“Book it in! We have 70 workshops – it’s finely coordinated!”

“We need a mobile number contact for the ute so they can quickly grab stuff we see off the street.”
“Ask R – that is the name. And that [pointing to R with bright orange hair] is the visual.”
“We’ll put coloured stickers on the stuff we need to return or want to keep.”
“What colour stickers?”
“Red.”
“I can get lots of white vinyl ones from work.”
“Have you got any other colours – white won’t show up on whitegoods.”
“Nah.”
“How about beige? I like beige.”
“Yeah, your whole Legal Group can wear beige, you yuppie. Where’s your Blackberry?”
“Haven’t got the latest one yet – it’s coming in next week.”

Building Group: “Nobody’s to breathe the name of our preferred building to anyone.”
“Title searches have been done on three buildings and checked with the council to see if a Development Application (DA) has been lodged.
“If someone wants to evict us, they usually say there’s a DA on the building to force us out due to legal obligations. But if we know there’s no DA, it’s easier to argue and persuade them that no financial damage is being done.”
Dress up Group: “Have lots of clothes and sewing machines. Everyone can take the clothes home on the last day.”
Film Group: Need a projector. K says the Wedding Circle has one.
Food Group: Wants to spend $2000 on food for 200 people for a week. That’s $10/person. “I’m sure we’ll be able to do it for less. We can dumpster dive and we have lots of contacts with the Salvos for extra food. There are several companies we can join up with and bulk buy on their accounts.”
Actions Group: “What we do depends on how arrestable people are and what there is to protest about. We could attack whatever company decides to sponsor Mardi Gras – get some dirt on them. If it’s a beer company – well, I heard they filter the water or something. That could be a hook. If it’s a company like Shell, then it’s easy to find dirt.”
“We need $40 for photocopying expenses for publicity stickers. Fliers will be printed and distributed this week.”
Legal/Security Group: Will hold a meeting on Sat. “We need packs of cards for the security people cos they’ll get bored sitting around.”
Sex Party Group: Nothing done yet.

“If QR makes an overall profit, we should decide now how to spend the money. [One of the previous] QRs held a 10-hour meeting and had a huge bunfight discussing how to spend it and I want to avoid that.”
We decided to document the QR week and spend the rest on indigenous groups and the next QR in Spain.