Dancing Queer

DANCING QUEER (to the tune of Dancing Queen)

You look like Stig, you sing like Bjorn

Posters stuck up on your wall,

Ooh oo-ooh, money gone, buying records

The winner takes it all.

VERSE 1

Tuesday night in the UV light

Nothing better to do tonight

Let’s go down to the Flinders

Where the dancing’s great

or is it the amyl nitrate?

ABBA’s biggest mistake of course

was when they all got a quick divorce

Frida met a Swiss pri-ince

Bjorn married a blonde

Agnetha felt deeply wronged.

CHORUS

But you won’t let that worry you

when you meet ABBA fans

dancing queens, in our disco pants.

Choosing sides, Anna or Frida?, is our biggest rant, ooh yeah!

You look like Stig, you sing like Bjorn

You’ve memorised all the words,

You oo-ooh know the steps, every move

Everyone thinks we’re nerds.

VERSE 2

It’s hard to figure out all the mess

A complicated game of Chess

Will they get back together?

Will they come out here?

Don’t hold your breath, my dear.

CHORUS

But you won’t let that worry you

when you meet ABBA fans

Always searching for the next piece.

ABBA fans, buying up every re-release, ooh yeah!

You dance like Frida, you dress like Bjorn

You dream of meeting them too

Ooh oo-ooh go overseas, bump into them

They won’t want to speak to you.

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